Saturday, December 4, 2010

Martha Stewart Diaper Cake

Funny Part 2


RHODE ICELAND: In Newport pipe smoking is prohibited after sunset.
SOUTH CAROLINA: Be prepared - even in churches. Every conscientious citizen must for Sunday services bring a gun.
Without official permission, no one may swim in sewers.
SOUTH DAKOTA: In the hotels in Sioux Falls is sex on the floor illegal.
TENNESSEE: In Dyersburg, women may not invite men to the rendezvous.
TEXAS: In San Antonio is the use of eyes and hands, flirting illegal.
UTAH: In Tremonton, sex is prohibited in the ambulance during a rescue operation.
VERMONT: women need for dental crowns or bridges the written permission of her husband.
VIRGINIA: In Lebanon men can not transport their wife by kicking out of bed.
WASHINGTON: In Seattle, sex with virgins forbidden before marriage - wedding night even included!
WASHINGTON: In Bellingham may make women dancing no more than three steps backwards.
WASHINGTON DC: Sex is only allowed in the missionary position, all other items will be punished.
WEST VIRGINIA: Doctors must put women only in the presence of a third person under general anesthesia.
WYOMING: Drinking is men's business: women in bars must have a minimum distance of 1.50 meters adhere to the bar.
WISCONSIN: In Connorsville men must not fire her gun, while her partner has an orgasm.

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